Now for something completely different.
Thousands of years in the future, society has
progressed to the point of true post-scarcity. Humans have mastered
energy-matter conversion, genetic engineering, developmental biology, the whole
package. To amuse themselves, people engage in nanite-based enhanced-reality
gaming, instantly traveling to exotic locations, flying, etc. People can also
“Change” themselves into whatever they want; modifying their bodies into elves,
mermaids, were-animals, unicorns, pegasi, dragons, gnomes, dwarves, you name
it. The Internet has evolved into a world-monitoring nanite-enforced
super-network controlled by a massive AI program (let’s call her “Mother”). The
Network is powered is powered by fusion plants and by siphoning off natural
power such as volcanoes, lightning, explosions, whatever.
There’s a human
council that governs Mother’s usage, modifying her kernel programming and
making adjustments here and there. Anyone can access Mother by mental command
and use her within legal boundaries to do anything they want with the Network,
telekinesis, fly, teleport, summon shields, anything you can think of. Even the
seasons and weather are controlled by the Network. To want is to have and the
world is a paradise.
One day, however, the Council falls out. In response to
the disparity, Mother shuts down public access to the network and millions are
thrown into a dark age. There is no electricity, explosions, or pressure above
certain parameters (such as those needed to operate combustion engines,
firearms, lights, steam engines, etc. as the Network siphons the excess power
off). Within a few centuries the only intelligent life on earth are colonies of
Changed humans, the descendants of those lucky enough to modify themselves into
cursorial grass-eaters (deer, bison, ‘centaurs’, horses, etc.) and their
predators. After a few millennia, however, Mother’s programming begins to
decay. Blocks on Network usage are dropped, allowing people with the right
knowledge to access it.
The first to notice this is a tribe of Equine humans
who quickly block access off from those without the right genetic markers,
cementing this block is the necessity for a biological extension needed to
communicate with the Network – a “horn” antenna used to send and receive
commands. A society of Network-enabled “unicorns” develops who use the
Network’s “magic” to conquer the other remaining societies of Equines. Using
the Network is not as simple as issuing a thought-command, the Network’s UI has
degraded far beyond that. Network users need to memorize extensive programs, or
“spells” to communicate with the Network at a primitive level, thus limiting a
unicorn’s use to a specific set of skills. However, the various AI programs of
the past have re-awakened as a result of the growing Network use, fashioning
bodies to suit their tastes. These bodies are more often than not influenced by
ancient mythology, those of phoenixes, hydras, Dragons, and other bizarre
creatures. Faced with ever-growing rebellion from their serfs, as well as
increasing pressure from growing populations of fantasy creatures, the unicorns
act to unite the fighting peoples of earth by creating biological castes, each
with a set purpose in life.
They grant certain groups of Equines with flight
and weather-control programs set in their genes as protocols, the group need
not memorize lengthy programs, but instead hone their protocol use by physical
training; as a badge of office these Equines are granted a set of vestigial
feathered wings, thus becoming Pegasi. To another group, the Unicorns
relinquish biological growth protocols, giving them magical “green thumbs” (or
hooves), thus allowing them to produce food for the other Equines. Finally, the
Unicorn’s leaders establish themselves as a biologically unique ruling class
with both wings and horns.
The ruling class places the newly-created Unicorns,
Pegasi, and “Earth Ponies” into a new society of mutual dependence, each
individual focused on improving society as a whole without worry or need of
insurrection. The ruling class instructs the now-obsolete Mother to monitor
each Equine throughout its development, rewarding those who stick to their
occupations with a special insignia pertaining to their occupation and
ostracizing those who stray by not giving them an insignia of their own. Over
time these insignias evolve into marks of individuality, each one bearing
special significance to whom it belongs.
Wars are fought between the Equine
Dominion and the rogue AI creatures until finally, the upper hoof is one by the
Equines and the AI programs are all but banished to barren prison-realms, kept
locked away by geographic isolation. The worst offenders in the war were
permanently jailed in a hell-dimension, Tartarus, whose portal remained open,
but vigilantly guarded. Those AI who remained neutral in the conflict were not
imprisoned, but instead given free stretches of wilderness to claim as their
own. With the Equines ruling the earth, the Equine society fell into a state of
peace and happiness, lovingly governed by the now almost-extinct ruling class.
Unfortunately, with the last of the fusion plants destroyed in the AI war, the
Network had turned to draining earth’s rotational potential for power, almost
tidally locking one of Earth’s hemispheres to the sun.
Acting quickly, two of
the last members of this class, sisters, developed a program that would let the
Network source power elsewhere. Unfortunately, that would not re-stabilize
Earth’s decaying rotation. This would take direct intervention. They were given
the job of developing special warp programs that would manually rotate the
planet. They divided the task, one “Raising the sun in the morning” and the
other “lowering it at night”. However, one of the sisters became seduced by
visions of power and threatened to throw Earth into stagnation by locking her
half of the Rotational protocol. The other sister gained unanimous council
support and usurped the would-be usurper, imprisoning her on the moon and
assuming the program management of both. My Little Pony
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